It's great to be back here. after a prolonged abscence - too complicated to go into here, I'm back. formerly owned a 98 600 Fazer and prior to that have owned - a GS1000e GS850G GS750, two CX500's three 250 wet dreams, an X5 200 RD125 twin A100 CB50J C70 (grandad!) and others. Formerly an insurance claims negotiator for insurers's (no ambulance chasing for me!) doing motor, EL, PL, Property, and many other classes of business. I have trained with an approved driving school for a year and loved nothing more than getting people through their CBT.. Now languishing on the lovely coast of East Yorkshire...ecky thump. Got me new bike a Triumph Trident Sprint 900 triple.

playboy - languishing on the Yorkshire Riviara - just waiting to get the yaught back from the chandlers..former insurance bore - need any help with a claim - feel free to ask me - if I can help - I will!! Previous jobs - pig farmer, guru, spy, mastic asphalt mechanic, brain surgeon, astronaut, spin doctor, chemist (hehe), piss artist, interior decorator, village idiot, clown, masseausse, vampire slayer, soothsayer, shamen and organiser of the village green appreciation society....

fishing for compliments, extreme jazz ironing, looking wistfully into the distance for no apparant reason, astral planing (scary but fun) leaving my body and floating about for a bit is quite fun if the scary things don't come for a look...mars rambling (unfulfilled to date), writing a comedy novel (that one is true). picking crabs out of my beard (that one could be - I live by the seaside). girocopter flying coz I'm not working...and baking exotic cakes...